Age: 24
Location: Troy, PA
Expertise: Fearing commitment
Current mood:

"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch."
-Amanda

Amy: "Maybe they were in love."
Melissa: "They're both males!"
Amy: "So your fish are gay."

"He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..."
-Anne

Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend."
Patti: "Where?"
Amy: "Search."
Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!"
Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with."

"Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?"
-Patti

"And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot."
-Patti

"What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!"
-Diane

"They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!"
-Patti

"Ohhh, to be young again."
-Amanda

"It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives."
-Amy

Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?"
Amanda: "Hopefully."

"The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!"
-Amanda

"Borth!"
-Amanda

"Look, they're shaving the parking lot."
-Amanda

"If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?"
-Amanda

"Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt."
-Amanda

"Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!"
-Patti

"You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week."
-Amanda

"I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!"
-Anne

"We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York."
-Amanda

"I did come down here just to talk about naked people."
-Amanda

"Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining."
-Patti

"Damn all you second hand smokers!"
-Patti

"I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail."
-Patti

"No, I seriously have a pain in my ass."
-Melissa

"Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?"
-Amanda

"I just hit your boob!"
-Diane

"It's not like there's a degayifier gun."
-Patti

"I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!"
-Amanda

"He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?"
-Patti

"Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point."
-Melissa